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oldirishmonasticsuggestions

Suggestions for your depiction of the man for your illuminated copy of the Gospel of St. Matthew:

  1. Depict him wrapped in a checkered blanket.
  2. Give him tiny feet. The tiniest you can.
  3. Now point those feet in the same direction.
  4. Don’t give him arms. Arms are overrated.
  5. The more unsettling he looks, the better.
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